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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1271 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 5999 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!