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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8526 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!