CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9138	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	286
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dragons Tamed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	228838	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	74

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Star Shards Collected:	146	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	607784	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	116	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	174	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Items Found:	8300	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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