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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Potions Brewed: 116
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Buildings Constructed: 10 Villages Defended: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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