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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles between chickens and pigs, witness cows doing the moonwalk, and see creepers breakdancing to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by riding a llama blindfolded while juggling diamond swords. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you embark on the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Towns Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	268	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	556
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	7128
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!