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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9928 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Come join our Minecraft server where the creepers don’t explode, they spontaneously break out into dance parties! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot – like diamond studded armor made by actual diamond chickens. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of pigs! So forget about those other servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a skeleton shoots you in the face, either way).
