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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9122 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Come join our Minecraft server where the creepers don’t explode, they spontaneously break out into dance parties! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot – like diamond studded armor made by actual diamond chickens. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of pigs! So forget about those other servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a skeleton shoots you in the face, either way).
