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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5719 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance-offs and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the most INSANE Minecraft community ever? Hurry up and join before the villagers start a rebellion and overthrow us all!
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