Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 876 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
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