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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6044 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 5406 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4638 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?