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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4670 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 411081 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 99 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!