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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9487 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 6990 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.