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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5641 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 411 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.