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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1466 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.