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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Divine Spears Created: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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