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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Animals Bred: 101 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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