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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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