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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 7227 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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