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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Magic Items Found: 1664
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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