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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 264 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 109 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8515 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).