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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4888 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.