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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8508 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 233 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.