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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 282 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.