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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3312 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Ores Mined: | 8200 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.