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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3162 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 569 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4403 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!