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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6348 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 411 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!