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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1595 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
New Chunks Explored: | 31742 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 5650 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!