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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7886 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5408 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6174 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?