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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9004 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
And if you’re wondering what makes a woman “good in bed” on our server, it’s simple – she has to be able to build the best bedrock castle in under 10 minutes while fending off a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!