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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3556 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
And if you’re wondering what makes a woman “good in bed” on our server, it’s simple – she has to be able to build the best bedrock castle in under 10 minutes while fending off a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!