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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6273 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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