Blockageddon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8172
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9659
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3656	Farms Harvested:	224
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	4196	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Emeralds Found:	2948	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4038	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5227
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	2321	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	7924	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Animals Bred:	131

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	7784
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

MommaMinecraftGone

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, clothes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, family dynamics, Guilt, gym clothes, India, kicking out, lulu lemon, MommaMinecraftGone, moving out, personal space, relationship issues, rummaging, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of chai! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a Bollywood movie.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through family drama and cultural clashes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to experience the thrill of dealing with a mother-in-law who has a vendetta against your gym clothes.

Embark on a quest to reclaim your wardrobe from the clutches of a fashion police mother-in-law who thinks lulu lemon is too scandalous for her family. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to wear athleisure, or will you succumb to the pressure and dress like a proper Indian daughter-in-law?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of getting kicked out of your own home and facing the ultimatum of breaking up with your boyfriend. Will you choose love or your favorite pair of leggings? The choice is yours on our server!

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cultural clashes, and fashion showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining server in the block!

WeirdlyAttractedToYou – Minecraft SMP

Abnormal interests, bizarre attractions, Curious fetishes, Eccentric preferences, Freakish attractions, kinky preferences, Minecraft, odd fetishes, Offbeat turn-ons, outlandish attractions, peculiar turn-ons, quirky interests, Rare desires, smp, Strange inclinations., Strange preferences, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional attractions, unique desires, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction, weird kinks, WeirdlyAttractedToYou

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	126	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Farms Harvested:	693
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12