join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 279 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Addictive

    Addictive

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Ores Mined: 5791 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AstridCloud

    AstridCloud

    AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Venturedmc

    Venturedmc

    Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mythgarde

    Mythgarde

    Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4309 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sky Servers Survival

    Sky Servers Survival

    WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 147 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Farms Harvested: 401
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Villages Defended: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1738 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 387 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9851 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 100
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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