join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Source

    Source

    Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2571 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Cloud SMP

    Cloud SMP

    𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 907 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

    Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Emeralds Found: 4086 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NightRealm

    NightRealm

    NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Mushroom Co. Survival

    The Mushroom Co. Survival

    A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Fusion SMP

    Fusion SMP

    The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 20Ticks

    20Ticks

    Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • StellarverseMC

    StellarverseMC

    StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 New Chunks Explored: 707687
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CGCraft Survival

    CGCraft Survival

    CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7036 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Farmers Market MC

    The Farmers Market MC

    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • AquaSmp

    AquaSmp

    Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RedSkyEagle

    RedSkyEagle

    Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Zombie Dances: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ExodusMC

    ExodusMC

    ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Babylon MC

    Babylon MC

    **EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Kicklex

    Kicklex

    – Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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