join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Crops Grown: 5778
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1463 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 389 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CrafterLife

    CrafterLife

    You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magic Items Found: 7036
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Villages Defended: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • World of Eldin

    World of Eldin

    Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

    FTB Revelation  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Creepers Lab

    Creepers Lab

    You like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? All this while surviving nights and discovering new worlds? Then join us today, you won’t regret it!We’re a Minecraft network and community that has been around since 2011, with no main world reset: we’re in this for the long term! We’re always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our active staff is here to help newcomers get started and to fix issues. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!We support both Java and Bedrock editions, the players from both platforms being able to play with each other! We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel right at home. Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep lag to a minimum.Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: – More than a hundred achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration… and explosions; – Challenges, with a new map every month; – Adventure areas with custom loot; – Minigames, like parkour and PvP; – And more!Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but we also have a starter world where you can start to play right now. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can play within minutes. We also have a Discord server, linked with the in-game chat, so people can stay in touch with other builders even outside the game itself! Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 154 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time is a community of players that enjoy to build, have fun, and occasionally fall in some lava by accident. Our servers (Survival, Creative, SFTModded and others) are a great place to come around, build and grow with a community of dedicated players!Some highlights of our servers are: – Active staff team which helps players by protecting their builds and by guiding them – mcMMO with custom rates – An active Economy with a staff ran shop and player shops – Custom items/blocks/machines, added with the help of the Slimefun plugin – An active EventHost team which is constantly hosting events (board game, spleef, parkour, wipeout, grassluck and many others) – Fun gadgets and toys (Custom weapons, A proprietary Crate system, minigames, vehicles) – A Discord server linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play MinecraftWe strive to provide an inclusive experience for all of our players, regardless of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation.Our servers: http://tinyurl.com/sftservers

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ChaosCraftMC

    ChaosCraftMC

    A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Zondayland

    Zondayland

    Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GlowCraft

    GlowCraft

    Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dimension Hops: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Enchanted Reef

    Enchanted Reef

    Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 663690
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WardenSMP

    WardenSMP

    We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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