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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9349 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies break it down on the dance floor.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
we also have a special event every friday where all the players have to battle it out in a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we use TNT blocks. it’s a blast, literally.
so come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just remember, if a lego person talked in sign language, they would only be able to say “C”.
