Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	266277

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	168
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	681877	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4429	Crops Grown:	8458
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchantments Applied:	133	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	6678
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4779
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Zombie Dances:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6115	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225