Block Party Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Items Found:	6164
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Farms Harvested:	554	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crops Grown:	4376
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	20	Animals Bred:	86
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Items Found:	6325
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	597

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	96

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3742
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	2552

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2827
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.