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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5266 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 289 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.
So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!