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Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4352	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Potions Brewed:	117
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Animals Bred:	166	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1410	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Potions Brewed:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5182	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	4493
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3611
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Blocky Fantasy Minecraft Server

ap, Auto Summon Select, blocky, bp, C. Quatre, C. Zooey, Campaign Quest, Christmas Messages, Clashes special, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Estarriola, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, Feather Daily Point skin, Friend Summon Select, gbf, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, Granblue Fantasy General, helpful links, Holy Night’s Starring Light, Host cost, login crystals, Michael, Minecraft, Old Bonds, Qol, Ramen Travels with Cassius, Replicard Defender, Rewind weapon, ROADMAP, rp, Server, Tales of Arcarum, unite & fight, Water Favored, Winter Special, XP..

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mines Excavated:	4665
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than C. Zooey’s Light element? Look no further! Our server is so fire, even C. Quatre would approve! Join now and experience the Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael – available for a limited time only until 12/26! 🎅🔥

But wait, there’s more! Our Granblue Fantasy Winter Special event is in full swing, with daily single draws, 200 login crystals, and insane bonuses like 1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/BP, and ½ Host cost. Plus, we’ve got Clashes special events and even a Replicard Defender +1 – because why not?

Join us for the side story “Old Bonds” and get ready for the upcoming Unite & Fight event – Water Favored, baby! And mark your calendars for Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, where the hype is so real, it’ll make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Ready to start your adventure? Just head to our website in any Chromium-based browser and let the fun begin! And don’t forget to check out our FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions – because we’ve got your back, like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of epic quests, insane battles, and more memes than you can shake a Creeper at. See you in-game, adventurer! 🎮🔥

Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

beat, catchy, Choreography, Dance, EDM, electronic, fr, funny, Guzzo, guzzolean, Hip Hop, lean, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, Music, russia, skibidi, smp, trending, viral

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2493
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Players:	98/600	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3