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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9102 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 170 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! In this server, we have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest. It’s a test of endurance like no other.
And don’t forget about our AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3. For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited generations of hilariously nonsensical prompts to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.
Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing available for your in-game avatar, because why not? Dress to impress while you mine and craft your way to victory.
Join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? It’s a virtual world like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!