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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9290 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.
join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!