BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

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join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	1365	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	173
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	New Chunks Explored:	378904
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	213	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2685
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	299	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	97	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	134	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.