BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

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join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	4063	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	3949

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mines Excavated:	4307	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	288978	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	554	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.