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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8357 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
