BlarnSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	644248	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	3046

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	846192	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6660	Villages Defended:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	6422

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9802	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	New Chunks Explored:	631354
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7