Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	568	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6080	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Farms Harvested:	127
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3143	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	863401	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Emeralds Found:	4852

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Potions Brewed:	174	Animals Bred:	61
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4440
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	4676
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1727	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.