Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Villages Defended:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	102
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2404	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8955
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Love Letters Sent:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2925	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	7111	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Animals Bred:	160

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!