Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Farms Harvested:	782

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Farms Harvested:	229	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ores Mined:	7115

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7671	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.