Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	217
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crops Grown:	6396	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	395689
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Towns Built:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	1518

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3035
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9401	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	259	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.